The Alamo Basement Tours - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L the venue underwent a transformation

the venue underwent a transformation and reopened as the Lucky Casino

and he's still selling it

Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue

Stencil-style illustration of Nada in sunglasses and an open plaid flannel

The Alamo Basement Tours - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L the venue underwent a transformationBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text